“All Afternoon Those Birds Twitter Twit”

  • 09:22 I think the rainy weather has sapped the will to live from me and more than one coworker today… 🙁 #
  • 09:50 Rediscovering my Fictionaut account. Anything to procrastinate typing up yesterday’s meeting minutes :(. #
  • 10:20 "It was only a matter of time before only literary magazines teamed up with fetish porn studios to produce events." bit.ly/I00dn #
  • 10:47 "Mega-hail destroyed almost 10,000 homes in China, while dead animals have been raining from the clouds in Japan" bit.ly/N987t #
  • 11:31 Dragging Day at the Dayjob playlist: PEACE AT LAST by The Blue Nile #
  • 11:59 RT @BoingBoing "1964 Frederick’s of Hollywood catalog tinyurl.com/nsorco " fascinating peek into the past! (via @AWDawno) #
  • 12:48 This just cemented my love for Karen Joy Fowler’s writing & her short stories: bit.ly/mKClB #
  • 14:24 Starting to whine about my shoulder like Dr. Smith from LOST IN SPACE. "Oh, the pain…the pain." #
  • 14:58 I’ve had the hardest time knowing when to stop editing w/current #wip. Well, I’m cutting myself off! #
  • 17:55 @AWDawno I’ve subscribed to you on friendfeed. Great, more ways to procrastinate 😀 #
  • 17:58 RT @fantasymagazine We’re switching #affiliate programs to #powell’s – bit.ly/1aleBV #fantasy #books #bookstores #
  • 18:00 RT @jonrog1 Spoiler! Kane and will rehearse ep207 big fight! #leverage twitpic.com/7quf9 #
  • 18:12 Massive disappointment–one of my favorite musicians closed his YouTube account! 🙁 #
  • 19:39 Trying to find a market for the #wip I just finished. Sending it off will be the only way I’ll quit trying to rewrite it! #

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“All Afternoon Those Birds Twitter Twit”

  • 07:27 Apparently the emo version of Don Henley’s "The Boys of Summer" wasn’t enough. My ears are melting at a dance club version. #
  • 07:28 Is the singer even old enough to even know what a "Deadhead sticker" is? She doesn’t sound it. #
  • 07:30 Here–share my horror! ♫ blip.fm/~8dkq4 #
  • 10:00 Sure am glad I volunteered to take staff meeting minutes this summer. Yep. Minutes. Gotta love ’em. Yeah. #
  • 10:09 On page 243 of 272 of Black Glass: Stories by Karen Joy Fowler. "Game Night at the Fox and Goose" was slow-building but gut-wrenching at … #
  • 10:20 I KNEW I liked Karen Joy Fowler for a reason! I’d be *proud* to be "accused" of this: bit.ly/WL8QE #
  • 11:57 #blog "Can’t remember the last time I read something that made the writer in me want to pump my fist in the air." bit.ly/94snb #
  • 11:59 @gudmagazine Reading CONJUNCTIONS 52 currently. #
  • 12:05 RT @jeffvandermeer New blog post: Shared Worlds: Real Cities That Seem Fantastical/SFnal tinyurl.com/mn39kt (via @fantasymagazine) #
  • 12:28 @gudmagazine It’s a literary mag that I’ll pick up depending on who’s in it… #
  • 12:29 @gudmagazine The latest, CONJUNCTIONS 52 has fiction by Elizabeth Hand, China Mieville, Jeff VanderMeer, Shelley Jackson, &c. #
  • 14:52 Finished with Black Glass: Stories by Karen Joy Fowler. Finished the back matter. A *very* educational read. #
  • 16:39 Pain in my shoulder since Sunday now bad enough that I need the chiropractor to fix it :(. Owie. #
  • 17:39 Appt. w/chiropractor confirmed (thank Christ)! #
  • 17:43 I want to read: Generation Loss: A Novel by Elizabeth Hand – tinyurl.com/mlbzyy #
  • 17:57 twitpic.com/7nnvh – $3.99 for a book like this? I had to buy it, ‘cos it just wasn’t right! 🙂 #
  • 18:25 On page 18 of 400 of Conjunctions: 52, Betwixt the Between by Bradford Morrow. 4* for Stephen Wright’s "Brain Jelly." Great slipstream wo… #

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“All Afternoon Those Birds Twitter Twit”

  • 08:16 On page 229 of 272 of Black Glass: Stories by Karen Joy Fowler. "The View From Venus" is a 5* women’s fic/scifi mash-up! #
  • 08:23 "It’s such a pity to say/ Goodbye to you" [i.e. another coworker today] #lyrics ♫ blip.fm/~8bbg8 #
  • 10:19 Writer.pr0n from the notebook of @warrenellis bit.ly/88f8n #
  • 10:40 Photos of Fairy Tale characters in modern day scenarios bit.ly/kwojg #
  • 11:59 @accidentalhaiku Niiice catch! #
  • 13:33 I’m #reading We Never Talk About My Brother by Peter S. Beagle – tinyurl.com/qbfryk #
  • 13:33 I’m #reading Conjunctions: 52, Betwixt the Between by Bradford Morrow – tinyurl.com/myolom #
  • 13:34 I was only gonna buy the *one book* I ordered at the indie bookstore. Clearly went apeshit :). #
  • 15:55 I better get my free LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE tix tonite! #
  • 16:14 I want to read: Everland and Other Stories by Paul Witcover – tinyurl.com/mew87n #
  • 21:30 My consolation for never having seen LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE before tonite was seeing it for free on a big screen @TheCinemapolis! #
  • 22:11 EASTENDERS! Now my evening’s complete :). #

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“All Afternoon Those Birds Twitter Twit”

  • 09:03 Saying goodbye to more coworkers this week; at least a couple are coming back in the fall 🙁 ♫ blip.fm/~89705 #
  • 09:13 Do I feel like risking my USB drive to see if NAV still thinks portableapps.exe is a trojan? 🙁 #
  • 09:18 Forgot I had a backup portableapps drive and tested that–so far, so good!! #
  • 09:27 Hallelujah! portableapps.exe NOT zapped by NAV! Feels like having a severed limb reattached! #
  • 10:06 Yesterday’s bimonthly critique group evisceration bit.ly/3ptcLY #blog #
  • 12:14 Local indie theater is reopening. Gonna see a free showing of LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE tomorrow! www.cinemapolis.org/ #
  • 13:02 @AWDawno Been looking forward to this opening for *weeks*! Plus, I’m ashamed to say I haven’t seen that film yet :(. #
  • 13:03 Putting yesterday’s flash fic on hold to pay attn. to the #wip I should’ve been working on! #
  • 13:22 Decided to forego this year’s "camping trip." Next year, maybe :(. #
  • 14:26 @AWDawno Then, this is for you: RT @mcsweeneysbooks It’s "amateur hour" on mcsweeneys.net today. bit.ly/XpDSl #
  • 14:28 Am almost desperate enuff to beg someone to jam a ballpoint pen into the knot underneath my shoulder blade!! 🙁 #
  • 16:23 This tune never fails to make me smile. ♫ blip.fm/~89z5w #
  • 16:45 DOCTOR WHO spoilers!! bit.ly/jGCP2 #
  • 17:35 Last minute trip to happy hour. Netbook w/the #wip and Saranac Adirondack Amber. Ah, the life… #
  • 21:50 @AWDawno Her friend Britney has been trying 3x/day for about 2 weeks now hehe. #

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Tough Love

Believe it or not, yesterday’s crit group crucifixion could’ve been much, much worse. This is what I get for bringing a story that was scribbled down after a Friday nite conversation over too much wine and untouched until the yesterday morning before the meeting. This is why John Rogers’ description of first drafts as “puke drafts” (which I’ve adopted) is so apropos.

Anyway, it was an untitled 280-word flash piece, eviscerated thusly…

FTW

  • Great idea (the opening hook, fashioned from Friday’s conversation)
  • Good opening.

Story!Fail

  • It only takes one wrong word in a flash piece (in this case, “Princess”) to throw off most readers’ sense of time and place.
  • Only 2 out of 5 readers understood my ending (better than none, I guess)…
  • …and everyone else thought it was disconnected/disjointed from my setup.
  • Minor Tense!Fail in the first paragraph

On the upside, one reader felt it only needed a “bit” of revision. And writing it did feel like a victory since I’m finally getting the hang of combining my genre and my flash writing. Hey, don’t take my word for it! (Okay okay, that was such a shameless plug hehe.)

“All Afternoon Those Birds Twitter Twit”

  • 07:52 Seem to have more than made up for Friday nite’s insomnia! Actually up at a decent hour today 🙂 #
  • 08:11 "Don’t you know by now no one gives you anything/ Don’t you wonder how you keep on moving one more day your way… ♫ blip.fm/~87d3u #
  • 08:22 My Sunday groove. If I can keep this in my head all day, I’ll be just fine :). ♫ blip.fm/~87dfd #
  • 09:11 @AWDawno That was the nite I had on Friday. Up at 2 AM and couldn’t get back to sleep until 5 🙁 #
  • 16:46 Probably shouldn’t have brought a puke draft to the crit group but the feedback wasn’t all bad! Evisceration could’ve been a lot worse. 😉 #
  • 20:04 Brain is broken going thru budget! Gah!! #
  • 21:00 New L&O:CI! My Sunday is now complete! #
  • 21:42 Jeff Goldblum’s really pulling out all the Jeff Goldblum stops in this L&0:CI ep! #

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“All Afternoon Those Birds Twitter Twit”

  • 10:53 Massively overslept. Maybe it’s the price I pay for *not* being hungover!! 🙂 #
  • 10:55 Hrm–none of my goodreads updates updated here, why? 🙁 #
  • 12:02 Brunch at the diner, where apparently people in this day & age still wear those tinted shades that clip onto eyeglasses and flip up! #
  • 12:06 Read Intercourse by Robert Olen Butler – tinyurl.com/qe4du9 #
  • 13:14 Downtown. Thought I was gonna write outside but it’s a blizzard of pollen out there! I succumbed to the lure of AC and WiFi. #
  • 13:53 Funny how I caught this while at the library 🙂 RT @McSweeneysBooks "The Librarian: A Twitter Story" by Scott Douglas. bit.ly/VZdHj #
  • 14:01 Maybe I just didn’t have enuff coffee; just can’t get my game on today. Maybe catching up on some podcasts will inspire me. #
  • 15:18 Just the inspiration I needed right now. Sharon Jones interview w/Tavis Smiley. bit.ly/J2Sq5 #
  • 16:33 Dagnabbit–caught in the rain w/o my brolly. Have to ride it out at the bagel place for now. #
  • 16:38 All-day struggle to regain a positive outlook blown because of the twit who couldn’t be bothered to get my order right, the motherfkr. #
  • 22:20 @moonfrye …never got to hear me tell her she was my first love. #

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“All Afternoon Those Birds Twitter Twit”

  • 09:04 Yikes, it’s like King’s THE MIST out there this AM. Made it sooo hard to get outta bed this morning. #
  • 09:38 The best comic book cover, and why: bit.ly/UDhDx #
  • 09:45 7 types of bookstore customers: bit.ly/wh1X1 I’m an Independent some days. Most days I’m the Internet Hobo heh #
  • 10:56 After-work writing time will be spent at a goodbye picnic for valued coworker. Much sadness. 🙁 #
  • 11:31 Hm–might have to rearrange my Sunday plans. bit.ly/1WKO5 #
  • 12:56 Forcing myself to open the #wip file and at least look at the damn thing ;). #
  • 13:13 Glad I cracked the whip on myself, like a Carmelite Monk, to make myself edit the #wip! Why waste a lunch eating? 🙂 #
  • 13:56 Looks like I can no longer use my beloved portableapps suite on the dayjob comp :(. #
  • 16:20 Laughed so hard, my side is in severe pain. Gotta keep workin’ though haha*ow*! #
  • 16:55 #followfriday Two things that have multiplied my productivity 100fold over the past few years: @gtdguy @PortableApps #
  • 21:29 Good God, I love this website. bit.ly/198CmI #

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“All Afternoon Those Birds Twitter Twit”

  • 08:10 #homealone no more 🙂 #
  • 09:05 Hurm–my goodreads update didn’t update here. (As if that were the biggest problem I have right now heh.) #
  • 10:29 Some people have clearly forgotten my rule: Don’t start none, won’t be none. #
  • 12:10 Thanks to skool, I actually understand the principles of "What If Batman’s Villains Considered Economic Theory?" bit.ly/gYmU7 #
  • 13:21 On page 218 of 272 of Black Glass: Stories by Karen Joy Fowler. Just over 1/2way thru "The View From Venus: A Case Study." #
  • 16:00 Feels like I’m getting my psychic equilibrium back. #
  • 17:56 At the PM writing spot with coffee & the Menahan Street Band (thru the headphones). #
  • 18:26 Whoa!! RT@NorwichGrrl RIP Lone Star Stories, a mag that was with me from the beginning. So much love for Eric, who supported so many of us. #
  • 18:41 Just as my story rejections were starting to get "I welcome additional work from you." At least the site’s staying up! bit.ly/17dp4n #
  • 21:37 Wondering if maybe, just maybe #BurnNotice is starting to lose its appeal? Still, never get sick of Bruce Campbell. #

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“All Afternoon Those Birds Twitter Twit”

  • 08:11 Day 12 #homealone. The last day! #
  • 10:06 Note to self: quit mentioning my home closet troubles to gay coworkers. Anticipate not hearing end of it until Xmas at the earliest ;). #
  • 11:48 I think this is gonna be my bday gift to myself this year. bit.ly/6EzH4 #
  • 13:16 RT @ColleenLindsay #Smallpress Day on Twitter! Recommend your favorite small/indie press book today! #
  • 13:17 I can’t decide between M. Rickert’s MAP OF DREAMS (Golden Gryphon) or Ray Vukcevich’s MEET ME IN THE MOON ROOM (Small Beer) #smallpress #
  • 16:44 Woe betide the next person to mess with me at the dayjob. Just ask the last person. This is what happens when you watch too much UFC heh. #
  • 17:43 Decided to go straight home to let the mood improve. You do not want to be the next person to piss me off. Rar! #
  • 17:58 Confirmed my order for CONJUNCTIONS #52 from the local indie bookstore. Mood’s improved already :). #
  • 22:15 @AWDawno So sorry to hear that :(. #

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