About

I’m Don. From here, I broadcast my jingoistic messages of obedience to the masses. And by “jingoistic messages,” I mean ramblings and musings, with the occasional note about what I’m writing and where I’ll be.

Every once in awhile, I appear in things for people who want bio snippets. So here, feel free to copy and paste…

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Don Pizarro is a writer whose work has appeared in McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, Crossed Genres, Lakeside Circus, and other places online and in print.

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Don Pizarro is a writer whose work has appeared in McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, Crossed Genres, Lakeside Circus, and other places online and in print. He is also a graduate of the 2016 Viable Paradise Writing Workshop. You can find him on Twitter @DonP or at www.donfoolery.com.

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Don Pizarro subsists on red-eyes and gallows humor. His writing has appeared in McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, Lakeside Circus, and in other places online and in print. He is also a graduate of the 2016 Viable Paradise Writing Workshop, and lives in upstate New York where he works as a university health care administration factotum. You can find him on Twitter @DonP or at www.donfoolery.com.