Yeast has been growing in the guts of a frozen mummy called Oetzi the Iceman for thousands of years, scientists have discovered, telling AFP they used it to make a sourdough bread.
When asked if the scientists were considering using the yeast to brew beer, he responded: “It’s on the list.”
While you’re at it, why don’t you go ahead and say Candyman’s name 3 times in front of a mirror, standing in a pentagram drawn on a crossroads in Appalachia at 3:00 am while whistling?