So you went and you found you a guru
In an effort to find you a new you
And maybe even managed to raise your conscious level.
While you’re striving to find the right road,
There’s one thing you should know,
“What’s hip today might become passé”
Tower of Power, “What Is Hip”
Note to self: Work that quote into a rewrite of this essay, written such a long time ago I’m almost embarassed by the prose.