“All Afternoon Those Birds Twitter Twit”

  • 07:49 Fried myself last nite & slept in this morning. Will get to skoolwork later today. T-minus 5 days to the Final. #
  • 08:10 I don’t seem to know which way is up this AM. 🙁 #
  • 08:49 Actually eating breakfast (yes, w/a red-eye) and jamming to new Tower of Power, El Michels Affair, and old Antibalas Afrobeat Orchestra. #
  • 09:11 #followfriday Odd mix of celebs I follow: @chicagotheband @diablocody @amber_benson @moonfrye @DaveSFoley #
  • 11:15 No, no, no, no, NO! www.booksale.org/ #
  • 11:37 RT @victoriastrauss Life is what I do to escape from writing…. #
  • 12:00 "You didn’t have to love me like you did/ But you did, but you did/ And I thank you." #lyrics #
  • 12:00 Body working only by sheer willpower and the rhythm of old school R&B tunes in my head. Hands shaking, tho. Not good. #
  • 12:23 Just heard coworker refer to Fritos as "Satan’s hors d’oeuvres." #
  • 12:58 Not gonna study at lunch. Gonna eat and slack, and hit it tonight and over the weekend. #
  • 13:37 Enlisted coworkers to help me monitor @GrassRootsFest website for date of Sharon Jones & The Dap-Kings show. #
  • 13:40 RT @PasteMagazine Daptone Excavates Vault, Releases The Budos Band EP tr.im/kG3X #
  • 14:09 @GrassRootsFest I feel bad that they’re obsessing for me, so a DM certainly wouldn’t go unappreciated :). We can keep it under our hats! #
  • 15:02 @GrassRootsFest Thanks!! I’ll be there with at least 3-5 of my closest friends :). #
  • 15:04 Sharon Jones & The Dap-Kings @GrassRootsFest on July 17. Sometime in the later evening. Campbell Bros. likely playing right before or after. #
  • 19:30 Home alone, having refused to see STAR TREK on opening weekend. I learned my lesson at STAR TREK VI w/noisy Klingons sitting behind me. #
  • 19:48 @AWDawno Not to be left Trek-less, I’m flipping back & forth between ST:FIRST CONTACT & ST:NEMESIS on TV ;). #
  • 22:19 @WannabeRSwriter That’s what I’d call a party :). #
  • 22:20 @jeffreyeford You, M. Rickert, & Ray Vukcevich would be three reasons enough to get INTERFICTIONS 2! #
  • 22:43 @Cbarzak I don’t doubt it for a second, especially with @adeniro to boot! #

Via LoudTwitter

“All Afternoon Those Birds Twitter Twit”

  • 07:49 Would rather be sitting with writer’s block than reviewing skool problem sets. T-minus 6 days to the Final. #
  • 08:32 "It’s a big enough umbrella/ But it’s always me that ends up getting wet." #lyrics #
  • 08:32 Studying isn’t going very well this morning. 🙁 #
  • 08:55 Took 10 minutes to do a problem that should’ve taken 2. Time to quit for the morning. Gonna slack before the dayjob. #
  • 08:57 Nah, you know what? I’m good for one more problem. #
  • 10:36 Where’s my notebook? "The Top Ten Rules of Space Opera" bit.ly/45DMb #
  • 11:46 Index of Bruce Holland Rogers’ "Short-Short-Sighted" columns bit.ly/rryGi #
  • 11:59 RT @Catrambo Jeremy Tolbert’s 5 lies writers believe about editors – bit.ly/16BIwr #
  • 12:02 @Catrambo I like the drinking water/sewer pipe analogy, myself. #
  • 14:30 Probably just now killed off some of the hopes of his classmates about the final exam. (*snicker*) #
  • 16:16 RT @gtdguy Paying attention to paying attention to what has my attention. #
  • 19:25 I’m going to get my second wind, if I have to siphon it from someone else’s lungs! #
  • 21:12 Hate, hate, *hate* having to interrupt my study groove just to frakking eat! #

Via LoudTwitter

“All Afternoon Those Birds Twitter Twit”

  • 07:54 T-minus 7 days to Final. Time to "Battle Without Honor or Humanity" again. bit.ly/2YPDzr #
  • 09:08 Isn’t it funny how I’ll write ’til the last second before I leave for dayjob, but need at least a 30 min. buffer after skoolwork? #
  • 10:51 Finally did online class evaluation at the last minute. I was just too darn busy *studying*–hello!! 😉 #
  • 11:29 LOVE it: "Their long arm of the law has stretched all the way around the internet to spank themselves in the ass." tinyurl.com/dn3ncl #
  • 12:23 Dizziness is not conducive to effectively dealing with the mad rush of work/skool/writing stuff to do. Just sayin’. #
  • 14:51 Definitely paying for the days I spent away from skoolwork. Dismayed by how much has leaked out of my brain. #
  • 16:33 I think my nervous system short-circuited for a little while today. Rebooted after lunch, tho. #
  • 17:20 Had to turn off today’s @totn podcast. Too fried at work right now & not in the headspace to listen to an angry guest bash Neal Conan :(. #
  • 17:24 Ah, a BookExpoCast…much better. #
  • 17:55 RT @gretchenrubin From Psychology Today: to make yourself like something more, nod while looking at it; to be more negative, shake your head #
  • 18:01 There will be family discord for the next two nites. Tribe vs. Red Sox. #indians #
  • 20:29 I come home and what do I find? Cleveland down 1-2 to Boston :(. #indians #
  • 20:57 How am I supposed to study, between Tribe/Red Sox and GHOST HUNTERS?? #
  • 22:06 Doncha love double plays? Tribe: 9, Red Sox: 2 #indians #
  • 22:28 RT @diablocody My life won’t be complete until I’ve reimagined the entire cinematic canon as a Fox Thursday night lineup. #

Via LoudTwitter

“All Afternoon Those Birds Twitter Twit”

  • 07:51 On page 88 of 192 of Break It Down: Stories by Lydia Davis. "Cockroaches in Autumn" is a little too cryptic for me. 3* #
  • 07:51 On page 91 of 192 of Break It Down: Stories by Lydia Davis. "The Bone" shows the stuff lasting memories are made of. 5* #
  • 07:52 On page 99 of 192 of Break It Down: Stories by Lydia Davis. 1st 2 pgs of "A Few Things Wrong with Me" hit close to home. 5* #
  • 08:10 Momentarily sidetracked by teh intrawebs. Will focus on fiction sub, now–my first in how long?? #submissions #
  • 09:00 Preparing incense and a small sacrifice to the critique group hive-mind for help with my contest sub. #submissions #
  • 11:46 "Pulling Mussels (From the Shell)" by Squeeze & "Mighty Love" by the Spinners in my brain simultaneously. Dichotomy is giving me a headache. #
  • 12:37 "Time just crawls here behind my eyes…" #lyrics #
  • 12:41 That was the first song in my head all day that wasn’t 80s New Wave or 70s R&B. I blame caffeine. #
  • 13:23 Forgot my skoolbooks at my desk. Maybe it’s my subconscious telling me to have lunch in relative peace again? 🙂 #
  • 14:40 Okay, tonight I’ve *got* to get the study-ball rolling. T-minus 8 days to final! #
  • 16:44 *sigh* I can see the last-minute work emergency coming a mile away… #
  • 16:53 "Failure to plan on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine," huh? Oh, if only… if only… #
  • 17:27 Work emergency buck passed to the appropriate person. I can resume end-of-day exhaustion in peace ;). #
  • 19:44 Forcing myself to sit with the skoolbooks open. Nothing, yet. I’ll be breaking out the Red Bull shortly. #
  • 21:10 zomg! Meat Loaf concert doco on TV. The haircut I get. Going without the disheveled tux/cloak…? Just not the same. #
  • 21:42 OMG again! Apparently, a key part of this Meat Loaf doco is on how he purposely goes back to the tux shirt look. This is surreal…. #
  • 21:47 Meat is in the tux! He’s in the tux!!! And the scarves are tied to the mike stand, too. #

Via LoudTwitter

“All Afternoon Those Birds Twitter Twit”

  • 07:46 On page 82 of 192 of Break It Down: Stories by Lydia Davis. "In a House Besieged" is 7 dense sentences that begs 2-3 rereads. 5* #
  • 07:47 On page 84 of 192 of Break It Down: Stories by Lydia Davis. "A Visit to Her Husband" is Carver-esque in its subject matter. 5* #
  • 07:49 It’s not even 8 AM–can’t I go anywhere in this town before 8 AM and *not* run into a coworker?? #
  • 07:51 Critique processing playlist: CHICAGO XXXII: STONE OF SISYPHUS #
  • 07:52 "A dream is make believe until/ Blood, sweat & tears turn faith to will/ It’s gonna take some miracle, man/ To show there’s a way" #lyrics #
  • 08:12 Hm. I wrote flashes last week. Just heard about this contest w/@fantasymagazine. Fate? tinyurl.com/cueqja (via @charlesatan) #
  • 08:39 Sunday’s crit-group crucifixion session summary posted: tinyurl.com/d4gv78 #
  • 09:12 On my camera-meat debut last nite: tinyurl.com/c5ccas (I should use my blog more often, no?) #
  • 10:58 No class this week, so I get full lunch hours! I’m almost tempted to *eat* rather than study for the final. T-minus 9 days. #
  • 11:43 RT @warrenellis @menianoon Advice on breaking into comics? 1) Google is your friend. 2) Don’t do it. You will die angry and colostomised. #
  • 12:06 Might go back here for lunch since there’s no drunken-student-zombie apocalypse to navigate thru. www.nygreencafe.com/main/index.php #
  • 12:10 "I used to cry/ For the lost/ Until I had to turn away/ Then I looked inside/ Past the fool/ And found some deeper words to say." #lyrics #
  • 12:13 "What Is Microfiction" debate at FRiGG www.friggmagazine.com/issuetwentyfour/poemsstories/fiction/whatismicro/whatismicro.htm #
  • 13:38 RT @ strikethru The White House Flickr stream is really fascinating: tinyurl.com/cxdksz #
  • 13:39 No, I’m not studying right now. Decided to enjoy my first Monday lunch hour in God knows how long :). #
  • 13:42 Any place that plays the song "Sticks" by Cannonball Adderley while I eat lunch is a cool place. www.nygreencafe.com/main/index.php #
  • 16:26 Work CD player is apparently a hole in time between the present and 1985. #
  • 16:45 I like AOR as much as anyone, but I just don’t need Air Supply on the work CD player right now. Now, where’s my copy of CHICAGO 17…? #
  • 17:21 Not a rough day, really–certainly nothing like Friday. Feels like the weekend never happened, tho :(. #
  • 18:25 If I was smart, I’d head straight home, directly to my desk where my skoolbooks are waiting. But motivation & energy are soooo < 0. #
  • 19:53 Clearly, I’m not smart. #
  • 20:44 Poring thru Creative Commons images for flash fic contest entry. Counts as "writing," right? #wip #

Via LoudTwitter

“On the screen tonight / And when you wanna / They treat you like a prima donna”

A couple months ago, on a lark, I agreed to be camera meat in a local student film. That was an experience, in itself. I learned a lot, including the fact that there’s actually a small community of actors in the region who will come out and audition for student film productions. Makes total sense, since since there’s more than one film program in town.

And then I saw myself on the screen! Damn, it was surreal.

I was impressed by the short films I saw. Sure, they were undergrad film projects, and there were some cliches I saw that I half-expected to see going in: Mafia riffs, torture pr0n, taboo subjects, Quentin Tarrantino dialogue, and a little John Woo gun-fu action thrown in. But the creativity level was incredible, all the way around. You could tell, warts and all, that at least a modicum of care was taken (by some more than others, but such is the way of any group of people in creative endeavors) to make each film a good product.

Tough Love

I didn’t read at the last crit group-flogging, but made up for it this time with two flash fiction pieces. I finally had the guts to try and combine some flash fic with a bit of fantasy. Did it work? Here’s what the group had to say.

Story #1, 100 words:

For the Win:

  • It was a “complete story.”
  • “Every word counts.”
  • Good “rhythm” to the sentences.
  • Plot/fantasy element was clearly understood, depending on the reader’s interpretation.
  • In a session where the nit of the day seemed to be repeated words, the fact that I purposely repeated one particular phrase still worked.

StoryFail:

  • More than one reader wanted, well, more.
  • One reader noted the story title’s original connotation that has nothing to do with the story.
  • My last sentence needlessly made my usually-ambiguous ending even more ambiguous by being too long.

Story #2, 1000 words:
For the Win:

  • One reader immediately picked up on the meta-fiction aspect of the story!!
  • “Weird, but believable.”
  • Good “characterization” i.e. the way I played around with stereotypical epic fantasy adventure characters.
  • Same thing about “adventure cliches”
  • “Twisty phrases”
  • A “satisfying” (read: unambiguous) ending.

StoryFail:

  • Definitely went a little overboard trying not to make my sentences Carver-esque. Some of the them were too long. One reader made a comment about the sentence-length being good for an exercise, but not necessarily for this particular story.
  • …which makes some of the good “twisty phrases” a little too twisty.

Okay, maybe that second story had a bit more of a fundamental Fail, but I’m just glad that for once, the Win columns are a bit longer than the Fail ones!

Still, this’ll probably be the last pieces I bring for the next few sessions. It’s a new subs period for quite a few mags, and now I’ve got a nice little pile of stories to revise and submit! Because there have been precious few scorecard entries this year, and that makes me sad.

“All Afternoon Those Birds Twitter Twit”

  • 07:27 On page 77 of 192 of Break It Down: Stories by Lydia Davis. "The Brother-in-Law" paints an archetypal picture in such broad strokes. 5* #
  • 07:34 On page 79 of 192 of Break It Down: Stories by Lydia Davis. "How W.H. Auden Spends the Night in a Friend’s House" is a riff, but it’s abo… #
  • 07:36 On page 81 of 192 of Break It Down: Stories by Lydia Davis. "Mothers" is even more archetypal than "The Brother-in-Law." 5* #
  • 07:49 I’m in the mood for 80s power ballads–performed live! tinyurl.com/djqv9l #
  • 08:12 Comic store only had Jonathan Lethem’s OMEGA THE UNKNOWN #2-6 (Already had #1). Gotta track down the #7-10 somehow. #
  • 08:53 Also picked up John Woo’s LAST HURRAH FOR CHIVALRY on the cheap. Just what I need, a Sun morning kung-fu flick! #
  • 18:10 Back from crit group! Flash pieces had longer Win columns than Fail columns 🙂 #
  • 18:11 What to do before new L&O:CI–process group crits or continue prep for final in T-minus 10 days? #
  • 18:26 OMFG! Student film I acted in is getting screened tonite!! Guess I’m missing L&O:CI. #
  • 21:58 Looks like my camera meat debut is second to last. Gonna make for a late nite but hey, I was up way later during filming 😉 #

Via LoudTwitter

“All Afternoon Those Birds Twitter Twit”

  • 08:16 On page 73 of 912 of Bradbury Stories: 100 of His Most Celebrat… by Ray Bradbury. Was surprised "The Beggar on O’Connell Bridge" was in… #
  • 08:17 On page 77 of 912 of Bradbury Stories: 100 of His Most Celebrat… by Ray Bradbury. "The Flying Machine" is an incredible example of how … #
  • 08:24 Not as hungover as I should be, having dipped into my own personal pool of debauchery last nite. Off to the Farmer’s Market. #
  • 08:24 After the Farmer’s Market–#freecomicbookday! #
  • 09:47 Decided it was too chilly for Farmer’s Market. Breakfast at diner instead, which soaked up any last traces of last nite :). #
  • 09:52 In corporate coffee shop w/writing & some skoolwork. Will get to it after I post yesterday’s #slopeday preparation pics. #
  • 09:54 twitpic.com/4ehq8 – Rehydration & cleanup supplies. #
  • 09:56 twitpic.com/4ehtm – Triage stuff. #
  • 09:57 twitpic.com/4ehvj – All this for "harm reduction" during the yearly drunken-student-zombie apocalypse. #
  • 10:14 RT @ArachneJericho "Marching band 2, thugs 0" www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30493653/ [Was in marching band for 8 yrs; not surprised 1 bit.] #
  • 10:51 I don’t seem to be getting a lot done. Maybe it’s post-binge ennui? Man, I can’t be like this, I’ve got crit group tomorrow, dammit!! #
  • 11:00 #freecomicbookday RT @warrenellis It’s Free Comic Book Day, so have a free copy of FELL #1, online: bit.ly/gKgRy #
  • 11:35 Banging my head against this flash fic piece. It’s getting away from me and acting all out of hand. #wip #
  • 11:44 @AWDawno Yes. Not only that, smudges on the screen is my version of "bleeding on the page." 😉 #
  • 11:45 Time to break out the big guns. If a Cassandra Wilson mix doesn’t help me write today, I should just pack it in. #wip #
  • 11:55 "All the energy we spend on motion, all the circuitry and time / Is there any way to feel a body through fiber optic lines?" #lyrics #
  • 12:02 Basking in the joy of all the RTs! Thanks, @jdfreivald @AWDawno & @PBreaze! #
  • 12:03 @PBreaze Small world! That’s awesome & so is she. I catch her writing whenever I can! #
  • 12:15 @AWDawno Agreed. It’d be like putting a mirror in front of another mirror ;). #
  • 13:40 @AWDawno Haven’t read Pratchett in years, unfortunately :(. Mirror thing is just one of many strange things I spent time doing as a kid ;). #
  • 13:40 1st draft of new flash piece done, 38 words over budget. Need to shave them for an even 1,000. Will take a break first. #wip #
  • 16:27 twitpic.com/4ffca – Got my surprise from @cspan. Thanks!! #
  • 16:28 twitpic.com/4fffp – Who says Twitter’s a waste of time? Fools, that’s who! #
  • 16:39 @AWDawno Does Twitter help write flash? Not sure. Tweeting and writing prose feel like different animals to me. #
  • 16:48 @AWDawno You may very well be right! I’m still a n00b at writing so I could be totally wrong ;). #
  • 17:02 Staring at today’s #wip, but it’s all a blur. Plus, I’d wanted to have a 3rd flash piece drafted for crit group tomorrow, too. Too much? #
  • 17:29 Searching desperately for my 2nd wind. Would rather not have to resort to mainlining Red Bull. Gotta get this writing done! #wip #
  • 18:34 I’ve seen VACATION by @JeremyCShipp at my local indie bookshop and if by chance I don’t win his contest, I just might get it anyway :). #
  • 20:04 Got 2 out of 3 flash pieces DONE for crit group tomorrow, pared to the target word counts! Obviously, I had to mainline the Red Bull. #wip #
  • 20:30 Done writing for the day. All I need do now is read my #freecomicbookday swag and cheap back issues of Jonathan Lethem’s OMEGA THE UNKNOWN. #

Via LoudTwitter

“All Afternoon Those Birds Twitter Twit”

  • 07:49 On page 75 of 192 of Break It Down: Stories by Lydia Davis. "The House Plans" works on more levels than I can even count! 5* #
  • 07:54 RT @Abyss_Apex: We’re open for the May submission period: send us your short fiction to 10,000 words and your flash fiction to 1,500 words. #
  • 11:03 RT @Ideomancer Aaaand it is now May 1, and we are closed to submissions until June 1, when the next issue comes out. Whew. 🙂 [Darnit!] #
  • 11:06 Work is prepped for annual skool orgy of Dionysian excess. As said in every STAR WARS movie & cartoon: "I have a bad feeling about this." #
  • 11:07 Pics (that violate no HIPAA regs) to follow! #
  • 12:44 Had to turn away infiltration by intoxicated students. Hah–not on my watch! 😉 #
  • 13:40 Wondering if I made a mistake leaving the relative safety of my workplace to go to lunch. #
  • 13:43 I will say though, the food here is totally worth navigating thru the drunken-student apocalypse today www.nygreencafe.com/main/i#
  • 13:48 @AbsoluteWrite Aw, shucks! 🙂 #
  • 13:56 @AbsoluteWrite I blush–thanks! Can I use that as my Twitter blurb? 🙂 #
  • 13:58 Must navigate thru the drunken-zombie-student apocalypse to get back to work. If I don’t make it back, remember…I’ve always loved you! #
  • 14:33 Must pay it forward for #followfriday. Some good mags: @Abyss_Apex @clarkesworld @CoyoteWild @fantasymagazine @Ideomancer @strangehorizons #
  • 16:14 Still a mystery as to why dayjob is still busy during the drunken-student-zombie apocalypse. #slopeday #
  • 17:20 Work emergencies during drunken-student-zombie apocalypse = not fun #slopeday #
  • 17:24 RT @jdfreivald RT @JeremiahTolbert 5 Books on Writing and Science Fiction That Made Me a Better Writer tinyurl.com/c29we2 #
  • 17:40 *waves back* at today’s new followers: @AWDawno @hilarybeard @LostZombies #followfriday #
  • 17:41 @AWDawno And, you’re too kind 🙂 #
  • 19:22 About to have my own personal EtOH-fueled zombie apocalypse to cope with the day I’ve had #slopeday #
  • 20:15 3 pints of ale, wings, cheese sticks, and now cheesecake. Evening’s definitely off to a good start! #
  • 20:48 Just past my 4th pint, listening to a local bossa band. #
  • 20:50 @AWDawno Drink one for me! #
  • 21:39 At home now, doing 2 things to maintain my buzz: Sipping some Jameson while watching WITHNAIL & I. #

Via LoudTwitter