Mr. Spock isn’t supposed to say “dickheads!”
If I hadn’t already heard Tom Baker refer to “monkey-shaggers,” and Peter Davison telling people to sod off, I might be scarred for life.
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Mr. Spock isn’t supposed to say “dickheads!”
If I hadn’t already heard Tom Baker refer to “monkey-shaggers,” and Peter Davison telling people to sod off, I might be scarred for life.
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A couple months ago, on a lark, I agreed to be camera meat in a local student film. That was an experience, in itself. I learned a lot, including the fact that there’s actually a small community of actors in the region who will come out and audition for student film productions. Makes total sense, since since there’s more than one film program in town.
And then I saw myself on the screen! Damn, it was surreal.
I was impressed by the short films I saw. Sure, they were undergrad film projects, and there were some cliches I saw that I half-expected to see going in: Mafia riffs, torture pr0n, taboo subjects, Quentin Tarrantino dialogue, and a little John Woo gun-fu action thrown in. But the creativity level was incredible, all the way around. You could tell, warts and all, that at least a modicum of care was taken (by some more than others, but such is the way of any group of people in creative endeavors) to make each film a good product.
I didn’t read at the last crit group-flogging, but made up for it this time with two flash fiction pieces. I finally had the guts to try and combine some flash fic with a bit of fantasy. Did it work? Here’s what the group had to say.
Story #1, 100 words:
For the Win:
StoryFail:
Story #2, 1000 words:
For the Win:
StoryFail:
Okay, maybe that second story had a bit more of a fundamental Fail, but I’m just glad that for once, the Win columns are a bit longer than the Fail ones!
Still, this’ll probably be the last pieces I bring for the next few sessions. It’s a new subs period for quite a few mags, and now I’ve got a nice little pile of stories to revise and submit! Because there have been precious few scorecard entries this year, and that makes me sad.