Mabuhay ng Pilipinas, Motherf–kers! (Part 2)

It’s true that a good offense is the best defense.

In Filipino Martial Arts, a good offense sometimes involves taking your attacker and “picking the eyes out, and of course, let him eat it.”

Well, of course.  Because why stop at taking out the kidney when you can FEED YOUR ATTACKER HIS OWN EYEBALLS!!