When You’re Just Dying to Know

Went to see my folks during the Thanksgiving holiday, went tooling around my old haunts, and came across this.

Slack-jawed, I snapped this pic on my phone. I figured, “Just like this town to have come up with this sort of wrong.” But, this wasn’t some local yokel creation. Oh, no.

In fact, you can run one–“No medical experience required.” (???)